Chicken Math

The Bad News: The chicken’s already been replaced. Mus’s parents bought four baby chickens to rear themselves.

The Good News: They’re young so none of them are roosters yet.

Roosters are evil. Check it out:

Roosters + City Lights = Crowing all night = 1 extremely crabby Jess

In fact, there’s a mathematical law that says that an inverse ratio exists between the distance a rooster is from my bed and the level of my crabbiness. As that distance decreases, my crabbiness increases. And rapidly, might I add.