Hopped up on Testoterone

So the male puppies have entered that precious stage in life when everything centers around who has the biggest penis. They run around trying to hump each other and get into huge fights which end with me grabbing a puppy and dangling him mid-air until he calms down.

We have one male puppy, Bear, who’s just plain to lazy to be bothered with it, and sleeps while the rest fight. But he’s too lazy to even fight for food, so fighting for status is out.

In a few months, they will become eunuchs and the playing field will be even.